I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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