You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
