we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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