worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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