I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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