Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The adults are the big ones right?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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