So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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