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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.

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  Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.

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  But what if I pay for the gas?

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• (631): View more from New York

  we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.

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• (619): View more from California

  Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.

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  Fear?

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  FEAR.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.

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• (835): View more from Pennsylvania

  You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"

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  Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21

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• (585): View more from New York

  Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?

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• (408): View more from California

  Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry

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  House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges

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  I'm sorry.

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