Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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