Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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