Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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