I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is this the sara with the beer cane?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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