So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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