you guys were way drunker than both of me
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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