I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this will be a night to untag.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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