I heard we made out
id be glad to
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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