I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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