Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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