try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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