just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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