my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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