scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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