so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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