Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Drake has all the answers
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
