we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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