But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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