Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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