This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My bed smells like the plague
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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