Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
