Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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