we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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