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Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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