But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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