hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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