Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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