Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You are the jesus of drinking
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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