You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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