Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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