I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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