I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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