like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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