i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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