question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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