so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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