just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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