Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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