She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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