girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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