so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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