this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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