I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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